A troubled young man details several murders at an open mic comedy night to a shocked audience. The crimes a result of a deadly web formed between his older sister, just released from prison after a 20-year stint, and the loving bond he now shares with a beautiful new co-worker. He must make the ultimate choice between them. Will the pull of blood ties drag him further down or will he be able to sever them and start his life anew?

At popular South Beach University (Miami), filthy rich super-snob Victoria English is the absolute queen of leading Greek student club, Sigma Sigma. In order to achieve her crowning ambition, winning FHM Magazine's annual best sorority, she must recruit atypical 'Sigmies' to fulfill the diversity criteria. Ambitious sycophant pledge Kristen Haas helps her attract 'losers' (too poor, ugly, unfashionable), who are cruelly put through excruciating hazing, without intent to actually enroll them. Gloria, the brightest and most assertive pledge, wins the heart of Derek 'baby Dick', Victoria's ideal, yet constantly abused boyfriend, whose bitch-addiction is cured by this alternative lover. Together they lead the revolt of the not-even-nerds.