Vampires Suck (2010)

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A spoof of vampire-themed movies, where teenager Becca finds herself torn between two boys. As she and her friends wrestle with a number of different dramas, everything comes to a head at their prom.
Diedrich Bader as Frank Crane
Matt Lanter as Edward Sullen
Crista Flanagan as Eden
Ken Jeong as Daro
Anneliese van der Pol as Jennifer
Dave Foley as Principal Smith
Zane Holtz as Alex
David DeLuise as Fisherman Scully
Chris Riggi as Jacob White (as Christopher N. Riggi)
Matthew Warzel as John
Jeff Witzke as Dr. Carlton
Nick Eversman as Jeremiah
Kelsey Ford as Iris
Jenn Proske as Becca Crane
Stephanie Fischer as Rosalyn
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it is a dangerous thing to spoof a successful franchise without a great or at the very least,talented team behind you. This could have been a clever and successful venture for lovers and haters alike. They rushed it,and put something stupid and trashy together that a few middle school boys could have put together for Youtube. Only thing that impressed me the tiniest bit was the lead actresses mimicking of Stewarts mannerisms. I stayed,but regret even paying matinee price. also...should have been rated R


I loved this movie. It was REALLY funny. :)


This is a hilarious spoof of the Twilight Saga movies but this movie is NOT FOR CHILDREN UNDER 17. There are many inappropriate sexual references and it really deserves an "R" rating. DO NOT TAKE YOUR YOUNG TWILIGHTERS TO SEE THIS MOVIE! Spoiler Alert. During the scene in the car with her dad Frank when Becca first arrives in Sporks, he asks her about her hair just like in the Twilight movies and then makes a comment about how big her "***" have gotten! There is a blow up doll in at least two scenes, Becca throws herself at Eddie and where's a hooker ensemble with flashing lights like a landing strip in front of her hoohah. The most inappropriate scene was when they zoomed in on one of the males in the movie with a woody and he's stroking it.....there were at least 10 times I grimaced because I took my twelve year old and her friend to this movie. Of course, they LOVED it.


First off I want to say you have to really know Twilight to understand the tongue n' cheek. Then you can laugh yourself silly. Some of the concepts were so purely silly. Edward striping down to his birthday suit was an eye popping shocking concept. Just to tease "wrinkled butt." You got to go to this movie. Oh! And, Edward falling out the window (hint, hint) OMG!!! Too funny!!!! Seeing Vampire Sucks takes me back to the 80's and the movie Spaceballs. Same silly twist on the storyline, making fun of,,,,,,,, No matter, Twihards.............go with an open mind and enjoy the ride even if you only see it once the in the theater. I myself plan to add the Blue-ray to my collection. Go forth and enjoy!


Very funny, good parody. The lead actress sure had Kristen Stewart down to a T. We laughed at the clever takeoff of each of the Twilight scenes and situations. I reccommend this to any Twilight movie fan. See it!

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