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Ted (2012)

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Storyline:
John makes a Christmas miracle happen by bringing his one and only friend to life, his teddy bear. The two grow up together and John must then choose to stay with his girlfriend or keep his friendship with his crude and extremely inappropriate teddy bear, Ted.
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Tom Skerritt
Mark Wahlberg as John Bennett
Giovanni Ribisi as Donny
Bill Smitrovich as Frank
Seth MacFarlane as Ted (voice)
Mila Kunis as Lori Collins
Patrick Warburton as Guy
Matt Walsh as Thomas
Joel McHale as Rex
Patrick Stewart as Narrator (voice)
Sam J. Jones
Jessica Barth as Tami-Lynn
Norah Jones as Herself
Bretton Manley as Young John
Aedin Mincks as Robert
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SteveP21

The movie had a good story line, plus PLENTY of comedy. Seth McFarlane is a comic genius. Mark Whalberg and Mila Kunis were perfect picks for main characters. Def. a MUST GO

Reel Reviewer

Personally, I think the movie is So-So, but since "Ted" is a comedy just like all the others of recent years most people will say it's a "Must Go." I decided to split the difference and explain why. I believe that Seth MacFarlane is much funnier than this. He has exemplary humor yet continues to cheapen his craft with Seth Rogen-esque jokes. The trailer is hilarious and there's hilarity to be found - "You owe me lobster money!" - but I sat idle just watching and waiting to laugh at something creative for much of the time. Mark Wahlberg was funny and did a good job, Mila Junis as well while also looking smolderingly sexy and the support cast was very good also. Overall, it's a good film with story and plot and characters you root for and against, but I'm still waiting for the time when cheap humor isn't the main type to be found but sparsely sprinkled in. So see "Ted" because I believe you should see movies weekly and it's at least above another Judd Apatow cheap joke comedy.

Snow Dog

"Ted". This movie is not for children. That being said... The 80's references were on point, the use of the "F" word is prolific...and funny. Yes this is a movie that will offend someone who is offended by a foul mouth, pot smoking, beer drinking, hooker banging teddy bear. But then again, that "is" what this movie is about. A "teddy bear" smoking a bong is funny in any language. The cast was well suited for their respective rolls. Mark and Mina played very believable lovers. Being a fan of Seth McFarlane or of Family Guy isn't a mandate to enjoy this movie. My wife and I as well as the entire theater laughed, loud, frequently and at some points non stop. The script is quick witted and will push the audience to stay with the banter. As some movies, the funny parts are all what fills the trailers, not so in "Ted", it was funny from start to finish. We will definitely go see this again and add it to our DVD library. I will never look at a stalk of celery the same again. LOL.

mikerosner

well see, I'm a huge fan of Seth MacFarlane's Family Guy and this movie employs the same humor only unedited as MUST be the case for Prime-Time Network Television. LAUGH OUT LOUD humor in almost all scenes! Going to see twice, at least!! Certainly an R-worthy rating meaning LEAVE the kids with a sitter, or similar!!

shbenner

There was only one lull towards the end of the movie while everybody is figuring themselves out, but the rest of the film is literally 'fall out of your chair' funny.

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