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Two pounds of pressure on a trigger pays really well... Ex special forces mercenary and now hardened criminal Vic, lives in a world of cons, double crosses, crooked cops, mob bosses and drug dealing crime lords. Playing by his own rules, Vic and his partner Frank work both sides of the street, caring only about where they can score and take down the most cash. After a dangerous shootout during a drug deal gone bad, Vic finds himself working for ruthless crime boss Paul Santo. Santo's being indicted for murder, and he enlists Vic and Frank to kill the three witnesses that will testify against him. Watching Vic's every move is Santo's strongest soldier, Ray, a stone cold killer, who would like nothing better than to whack Vic and Frank the moment his boss gives him the okay. As the Asian proverb says, "In the shadow of every crime is a woman" and that holds true for Vic as his grifter girlfriend Thea and Frank's ex...
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Soooooo made for junior high school boys. If you're over 22 you will just find it disgusting. About a third of the audience walked out when we saw it, including us. We gave it a chance, we really did. We waited through the dog poop joke, the catheter joke, the anti-homosexual jokes and slurs, the mysogynistic jokes, the end-goal of getting completely drunk.... but it was the projectile vomiting about 10-15 minutes in that just pushed us over the edge. Not for anyone.
lovestalentmoviefan
....but ignored them because of Cusack. Should have listened to my intuition. What small amount of story,wistful melancholy for youthful integrity and "humor actually" were possible were totally obliterated by crass and obnoxious behavior /nudity. Not the occasional gross reference or sexual innuendo....but outright aggression in vulgar language, men and women acting like sex was just some animal sport and antagonism towards decency and eachother as characters. The opening montage of the gents involved,culminating in a great air band type performance by one of the leads in his garage gives you hope...alright,this is going to be good. This quickly dissolves when the "loser" friend is visited in the hospital by pals who really don't have anything good to say about him,which is understandable when he gets them drenched with urine in a lukewarm catheter pulling gag This is nasty.
thesilentcat4
Hot Tub Time Machine is a genuinely funny movie. I know a lot of people will just look at the title, see how dumb it sounds, and be put off about seeing it. DON'T DO THAT! Ever hear of, don't judge a book by its cover? Well right here is a good example of when NOT to do it. This movie is a great comedy, and it has some great funny moments. Yes, some of the stuff throughout the movie is pretty dumb and ridiculous, but it is such a funny movie! I would say if you liked "Eurotrip" or "Harold and Kumar", then you will love this!! If not, then I wouldn't see this. Like i said, its not for everyone because some people just don't understand this kind of humor. But thats not most people, so go see this!
GOOD MOVIE, go see it
keatsgirl
OK. I AM 24,PRETTY,HOT BOYFRIEND AND GREAT PHYSICAL RELATIONSHIP. I AM A BELIEVER,BUT STILL ENJOY GOOD TIMES AND REALIZE I'M NOT PERFECT,OR ALWAYS A GOOD EXAMPLE TO OTHERS. SO...DON'T BLOW THIS OFF BECAUSE YOU THINK EVERYONE WHO FEELS THIS WAY IS UPTIGHT OR JEALOUS OR JESUS FREAKS OR WHATEVER ...THIS IS TRASH. DOESN'T ANYBODY THINK THAT THE ACT OF SEX IS SPECIAL AND PRIVATE ANYMORE? DOES IT BOTHER ANYONE THAT JOKES AND PORNOGRAPHY AND ZERO MORALS ARE PORTRAYED IN MOVIES LIKE THIS AS SOME KIND OF "COOL" WAY TO LIVE? AND DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON THE LANGUAGE..AND THESE GIRLS JUST ACTING LIKE TOTAL SLUTS ON SCREEN...MAYBE MOM WASN'T SO WRONG AFTER ALL!
LTMF 2
Did all my crying in first review about the vulgarity in this attempt at "this year's Hangover". Let's address the story itself. Scattered, catch word comic antics and safety net material to pander to teenage boys is all that comes to mind. Seriously,I saw fringes of good ideas,that someone got too complacent to follow through on. When the look of the movie is good,and you have enough drugs and f-bombs to take up time,quality writing goes out the door. This movie made me appreciate The Hangover a little more for at least some original ideas, and talented intelligent reactions. Also that group of friends seemed to have more unity in their posse,whereas this crew were all seperate entities for the most part. The ending was impressive compared to the rest,so if you don't mind sitting through ridiculous antics and extremely offensive sexual situations and language...go for the ending. I went for Cusack,and I think the whole male cast has potential with a smarter script. All the women:{
Soooooo made for junior high school boys. If you're over 22 you will just find it disgusting. About a third of the audience walked out when we saw it, including us. We gave it a chance, we really did. We waited through the dog poop joke, the catheter joke, the anti-homosexual jokes and slurs, the mysogynistic jokes, the end-goal of getting completely drunk.... but it was the projectile vomiting about 10-15 minutes in that just pushed us over the edge. Not for anyone.